First Of All I’m A Delight Sarcastic Angry Opossum T-Shirt

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The “First Of All, I’m A Delight” Angry Opossum T-Shirt is a brilliant blend of self-deprecating humor, vintage style, and unapologetic sass. Set on a washed charcoal or faded black base, this tee features a retro, sunset-striped background paired with a ferociously expressive opossum—a combo that’s both eye-catching and hilarious.

The real charm lies in the juxtaposition between the words and the image. The phrase “First of all, I’m a delight” oozes sarcasm, made even funnier by the opossum’s wild-eyed, borderline feral expression. It’s the kind of humor that speaks to anyone who’s been misunderstood, underestimated, or just wants to project some chaotic good energy.

The design leans heavily into vintage aesthetics, with muted earth tones and a slightly distressed print that gives it that “found this at a cool thrift shop” vibe. It’s perfect for those who embrace their inner mess and aren’t afraid to announce their delightful disaster energy to the world.

Comfort-wise, the shirt appears to have a relaxed fit and is styled to be versatile and wearable, from lounging at home to sparking conversations out in public. It’s more than just a graphic tee—it’s a mood, a vibe, and quite possibly a spirit animal in cotton form.

In short, this shirt is a must-have for lovers of sarcastic apparel, retro weirdcore, and anyone whose personality falls somewhere between lovably chaotic and totally unbothered.

Product Information:

• Fabric: Polyester fiber, breathable, comfortable, soft, quick drying, wrinkle free
•  Fabric composition: 98% polyester 2% spandex
• Process: 3D printing, cleaning will not fade.
• Washing method: room temperature washing, machine wash, dry wash, soak wash.

Note: 

• Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1 – 3cm dimensional different.
• Due to the different monitor and light effects, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the visual pictures.

Time of Production:

• 3 – 5 business days.