Don’t Spot Me I’m Trying To Die Frog Lifting Shirt

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The “Don’t Spot Me I’m Trying to Die” Frog Lifting Shirt is pure unfiltered lift-or-perish comedy gold. Equal parts gymcore and goblin energy, this shirt is a rally cry for anyone who treats leg day like a final boss fight and thinks pain is part of the personality.

Front and center is a sweaty, determined frog, mid-deadlift, balancing a barbell clearly twice its body weight. The design is executed in sharp monochrome ink on a deep charcoal black tee, giving it that metal band poster meets gym meme aesthetic. The wide-eyed stare of the frog? Absolute mood. We’ve all been there—questioning life while benching regret.

The phrase “DON’T SPOT ME” arches above the amphibious chaos, while “I’M TRYING TO DIE” anchors the bottom with equally chaotic conviction. It’s the perfect tee for lifting with vengeance, surviving your fifth pre-workout scoop, or simply letting everyone in the gym know: you didn’t come here to be saved.

Whether you’re a casual chaos frog, a fitness junkie with dark humor, or someone who just really relates to animals lifting weights, this shirt is bold, bizarre, and painfully relatable.

Pair it with gym shorts, existential dread, and a gallon jug of iced coffee—you’re ready to ascend (or descend—whatever works).

Product Information:

• Fabric: Polyester fiber, breathable, comfortable, soft, quick drying, wrinkle free
•  Fabric composition: 98% polyester 2% spandex
• Process: 3D printing, cleaning will not fade.
• Washing method: room temperature washing, machine wash, dry wash, soak wash.

Note: 

• Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1 – 3cm dimensional different.
• Due to the different monitor and light effects, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the visual pictures.

Time of Production:

• 3 – 5 business days.