Don’t Spot Me I’m Trying To Die Sarcastic Raccoon T-Shirt

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The “Don’t Spot Me I’m Trying to Die” Raccoon T-Shirt is peak unhinged gym humor—and it’s lifting heavy in both attitude and irony. For anyone who’s ever faced down a barbell with a death wish and a caffeine overdose, this shirt speaks your truth with feral confidence.

At the heart of the design is an adorably disheveled raccoon, mid-deadlift, holding a barbell that’s definitely way above its pay grade. It’s printed in a deep vintage crimson ink on a soft, natural-hued cotton tee, giving the whole thing a retro workout poster aesthetic—if that poster was found in the locker room of a haunted gym run by raccoons.

The phrase “DON’T SPOT ME” arches across the top in bold, gym-style block font, followed by the kicker: “I’M TRYING TO DIE.” It’s the perfect combination of self-aware burnout, dark humor, and chaotic resilience. This shirt is for the lifters who have no quit—because they already quit caring.

Whether you’re crushing PRs, skipping leg day, or just lounging in aggressively sarcastic style, this tee says, “No help needed, I’m vibing with my demise.”

A must-have for fitness fiends with a sense of humor, burnout buddies, or anyone who’s deadlifting emotional baggage, this shirt is unfiltered, unbothered, and absolutely iconic.

Product Information:

• Fabric: Polyester fiber, breathable, comfortable, soft, quick drying, wrinkle free
•  Fabric composition: 98% polyester 2% spandex
• Process: 3D printing, cleaning will not fade.
• Washing method: room temperature washing, machine wash, dry wash, soak wash.

Note: 

• Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1 – 3cm dimensional different.
• Due to the different monitor and light effects, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the visual pictures.

Time of Production:

• 3 – 5 business days.