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The “Everything Hurts And I’m Dying” Baby Lamb T-Shirt is a masterpiece of contrast — pairing existential agony with a bouncing, star-kissed lamb in a way that’s both hilarious and heartbreakingly relatable. It’s the kind of shirt that says, “I’m in pain, but make it adorable.” The phrase itself, boldly emblazoned in vintage serif font, hits with all the melodrama of a mid-week breakdown — yet it’s cushioned by a perfectly content cartoon sheep living its best (if terminally dramatic) life.

The baby lamb, rendered in a soft sketch-like blue ink, leaps through a field of sparkling stars — the cosmic equivalent of crying in glitter. This juxtaposition is where the shirt truly shines: it captures the modern mood of overwhelmed-yet-functioning, of powering through burnout with a sarcastic smile and maybe a touch of dark whimsy. It’s relatable, ridiculous, and deeply comforting all at once.

Printed on a soft off-white cotton, the shirt feels as cozy as the sentiment is chaotic. Whether you’re curled up with heating pads, caffeine, or just your spiraling thoughts, this tee is a uniform for the chronically exhausted and ironically self-aware. It’s a wearable sigh — a soft rebellion against toxic positivity wrapped in sheep’s clothing.

For anyone navigating life with sore muscles, a full calendar, and a sense of humor about it all, this shirt doesn’t just speak to you — it screams (softly).

Product Information:

• Fabric: Polyester fiber, breathable, comfortable, soft, quick drying, wrinkle free
•  Fabric composition: 98% polyester 2% spandex
• Process: 3D printing, cleaning will not fade.
• Washing method: room temperature washing, machine wash, dry wash, soak wash.

Note: 

• Since the size is manually measured, please allow a 1 – 3cm dimensional different.
• Due to the different monitor and light effects, the actual color of the item might be slightly different from the visual pictures.

Time of Production:

• 3 – 5 business days.